um....

I really have nothing to say.
but i just spent the last half hour browsing family and friends blogs, but by golly, i was feeling rather unworthy of the title: blogger. i'm just not as good as you all ! sniff, sniff.
but enough self-pity... i will recommit..again!
this is sad...
so.......... i really have no idea what to talk about. um, my kids....they are great...my husband...really great....me....extremely great. i have to say that so you think i'm a perfect woman. when really i'm just tired, cranky and, well, hungry. :)

love to you all. better spirits to follow!

One girl...girl for sale.... (imagine that bellowed out through the streets of london)

Do you need a mommy confidence builder? are you feeling frustrated with your own children? is the potty training making you feel like a failure? Be frustrated NO MORE!
I have a gently used, self-potty-training child for sale. Guaranteed to make you feel like a successfull parent. She potty-trains herself! no more camping out in the bathroom with water running and a bowl of warm water, no mad dashes to the toilet leaving a wet trail behind you. She removes her own clothing and waits patiently on the potty chair, when the deed is done, she cleans up and empties her efforts in the toilet.
We bought her brand new and have had her for just over two years. though she didn't start training herself until a few days ago. She just came home from church, removed the appropriate clothing and made good use of the potty chair that we had hanging around from when our oldest potty trained. No rewards were necessary, but lately we have begun utilizing jelly beans to enhance optimum performance.
Watching her in action will certainly boost your mood and feelings of success! It worked for us!

if interested please call. Serious buyers only. i only accept Paypal and cash.

~Elizabeth

PS...The only defect is that she insists on being completely nude for the execution of this task. see images below.