I have a gently used, self-potty-training child for sale. Guaranteed to make you feel like a successfull parent. She potty-trains herself! no more camping out in the bathroom with water running and a bowl of warm water, no mad dashes to the toilet leaving a wet trail behind you. She removes her own clothing and waits patiently on the potty chair, when the deed is done, she cleans up and empties her efforts in the toilet.
We bought her brand new and have had her for just over two years. though she didn't start training herself until a few days ago. She just came home from church, removed the appropriate clothing and made good use of the potty chair that we had hanging around from when our oldest potty trained. No rewards were necessary, but lately we have begun utilizing jelly beans to enhance optimum performance.
Watching her in action will certainly boost your mood and feelings of success! It worked for us!
if interested please call. Serious buyers only. i only accept Paypal and cash.
~Elizabeth
PS...The only defect is that she insists on being completely nude for the execution of this task. see images below.
4 comments:
Ha ha! That is too funny. What a brilliant, agreeable girl you have for sale. I'll think about the purchase...
Oh wow, how awesome is that?! I should have my kids come and take lessons from her... mine aren't adapting to the whole potty training thing so well. Cayden just says, "Nah, don't want to. I want you to change me." I'm thinkin', that's got to stop.
That is absolutely hilarious! I would definately purchase her if it weren't for the fact that I would actually have to take care of her. Sorry. Good luck though:)
Sis
What a smart little girl! Olivia did the same thing, what was I so worried about?! Your kids are just adorable!
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